BY GIVING BREATH TO THIS REALM, I AGREE TO LIVE BY ITS LAWS AND UNDERSTAND THAT NOT UPHOLDING THE ORDER WILL CAUSE ME TO SUFFOCATE, AS THE CUTTERS OF TREES.

  1. I WILL NOT DIRTY MY FATHER AND MOTHER
  2. I WILL NOT UPLOAD, POST, DISCUSS, REQUEST, OR LINK TO ANYTHING THAT VIOLATES OCCUPATIONAL GOVERNMENT'S LAW.
  3. I WILL NOT POST ANY OF THE FOLLOWING:
  4. I WILL NOT POST OR REQUEST THINGS DEAREST TO TIMID ANIMALS ("DOX").
  5. I WILL NOT BE CAUGHT BY THE CAT IF I SEE MYSELF AS A RAT.
  6. I WILL NOT HAIL SPLITEES TO BE UNSPLITEED.
  7. I WILL NOT BE A SPLITEE SPAMMER OF ANY ANTI-KIND.
  8. I WILL NOT SUFFOCATE THE BREATHING KIND AND ITS CHILDREN.
  9. I WILL NOT UPLOAD MEDIA CONTAINING EMBEDDED MEDIA HARMFUL TO THE FATHER AND THE MOTHER.

BEWARE: THE CHILDREN OF THE AXIS OF THE NEW WORLD WILL CRUSH ANYTHING THAT DOES NOT WANT TO BELONG. THE SPLITEES HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.